Chao Keng

If you begin saying things about your colleagues who go on MC often, make sure you are not someone who does the same thing. When you take MCs like 5 or 6 times a month, especially on Mondays, you are in no position to criticize others. Because when you do, you become a hypocrite, and I think lowly of hypocrites!

If you have a few ailments when you visit the doctor, yet only remembered to consult the doctor for only 1 ailment, you are a waste of time and money. You waste money by having to go to the doctor again. You waste your company’s time, the doctor’s time and your won time. When you do this, you are basically hoping to save your ailments for future MCs.

If you are really unwell, you visit the doctor first thing in the morning. You do not lie on the couch watching TV, and eventually visiting the doctor in the afternoon or evening. When you do this, you are not really so sick that you need to see a doctor.
If you visit a doctor to get MC for minor cases of migraine, a little pimple on your body or some strains, you are basically a “Chao Keng”. Lazy people who do not like to work will tend to do this.

If you belong to the categories above, count yourself lucky that you still have a job; because if you are ever my staff, you will be gone before you know it. I easily give away off days and time off for my staff whenever they need it, but when they like to go on MC for the above reasons, they will get nothing from me except the cuttle-fish!

If you do not know what kind of a person you are, the tables below will provide some guidance:





If you belong to the categories of Chao Keng or a bit Chao Keng, you can be sure you do not have my respect, and I am sure you will be talked behind your back by your friends and colleagues. Being in these 2 categories affect not only yourself negatively, but will also implicate you friends, colleagues and relatives. Importantly, your colleagues have to clear your shit because you do not come to work as you please; your relatives have to worry about you losing your job because of your bad behavior; your friends will be put off by your Chao Keng attitude whether they tell you or not.

SO, DO YOU STILL WANT TO BE A CHAO KENG??