Know Thyself Best Is Thyself

A few minutes past midnight, I asked my wife "Do I look any different?"

She stared at me for a long time and said "You looked pale ..."

"What else?" I asked inquisitively ...

"Your face is a litle oily ..." she remarked.

Wiping away the excessive lard on my cheek, I tried again "Anything else?"

"Nope, I think thats all ..." she concluded.

"I thought I had aged. I am 1 year older than I was 3 minutes ago." I sighed.

I think I know myself best!!