Adventures of Girley Man and Taichi Man

Introducing Girley Man

It was another fine morning. After a hot cup of Milo (because I got gastric flu, so I cannot drink my kopi-o), I was all set for Pearl Harbor. I made myself comfortable in the cubicle, waiting for you-know-what to squirm out. Many people ask why I use the term "Squirm" - to me, anything that comes out of a small hole is squirming out.

Anyway, I was concentrating when I heard the main toilet door opening. Then I heard some flustered whispers. Bang! The cubicle next to mine shut closed and murmuring continued as I heard the sound of zip and belt. Dong, dong dong! Poot, poot, poot! The din echoed from my next cubicle while the person continued murmuring to himself. Its distracting my efforts despite my extremely good concentration skills.

I endured the murmuring for quite a bit before I am finally done. Usual routine completed, I opened the door and wanted to proceed to the basin when I realised the cubicle next to mine was empty. Then, I saw him! He is the plump and short girley man from my company. He grinned at me and said, "Hello!", eyelashes fluttering as he looked at me. Yucks! He must be the one murmuring and whispering while shitting! I gave a weak smile, washed my hands and got out. Its disgusting but I learnt something new today!


Taichi Man

My tummy was still bad after round 1, so I had to visit the toilet a while later. This time, I bumped into Taichi man entering the squatting cubicle as I walked into the toilet. You must be wondering why he is called Taichi man - its plainly because he goes for Taichi practice every other day after work at some clan/association. I had ever mentioned that some idiot wets the squatting cubicle when he washes his butt there with his pants and shoes on, and I had always suspected him to be the culprit. So, I had to confirm one more time that the idiot is him.

I stepped into the adjacent cubicle and started doing my business. Patiently I waited until I heard the toilet paper being torn from the toilet roll. Immediately after that, I heard water coming out of the tap, followed by quick repetitions of "Piak piak piak". He was washing his backside. I look under the gap between the 2 cubicles and saw his left shoe and pants. Yes! He was washing his backside with his pants on. I quickly cleaned up so that I could go out and question him. In less than 30 seconds, I was out of the cubicle but he had disappeared. I guess he knew I was going to do something like that so he got the hell out of the toilet as soon as he could. Disgusting! Thats Taichi Man for you!


Round 3

Anyway, I am going for round 3 now. I will probably write again when I feel better ...